🚨 Southwest Of Sanity Emergency Readiness Assessment
Pressurized Panic.
Captain TX requires all suspected emergency participants to complete this completely unhelpful aviation knowledge drill. There is no score, no record, and no evidence this improves safety. It does, however, keep Legal busy and gives Dispatch something to point at.
Pre-Panic Checklist
You will receive 25 random multiple choice or true/false questions. They are designed to be so specific, obscure, and operationally decorative that answering with confidence may indicate a condition requiring snacks and a short walk around the ramp.
No answers are saved. Nothing is graded. No certificate will be issued unless Captain TX finds a laminator and loses judgment.
Based on your answers, which were neither saved nor evaluated, the official Southwest Of Sanity recommendation is: probably not. But if both engines are still kinda sorta attached, we recommend continuing to monitor the situation with snacks.